Bad Nursery Ideas

Today, Huff the Hubs and I got to hear Baby H’s heartbeat for the first time. It. Was. Awesome.

Hearing that made it all so real. I feel like I have so much to do! The biggest challenge? Trying to figure out how to decorate the nursery. I Googled: “Nursery Ideas”. I found some good ideas and some not-so-good ideas.

 

For example:

If Marilyn Manson were to have a child, I’m fairly certain this would be in the little devil’s nursery:

They see me rollin', they hatin'...

They see me rollin’, they hatin’…

 

I know what you’re thinking: Nothing can be worse than that! Just wait.

 

Personally, I don’t think Baby H needs some fancy-schmancy crib that can only be used until he/she is two. However, I think we could spring for something a little better than this:

"When I said I wish I was The Little Mermaid, this isn't what I had in mind."

“When I said I wish I was The Little Mermaid, this isn’t what I had in mind.”

 

 

I guess cribs don’t really matter as much as other things, like car seat and strollers. After all, you have to keep your child’s safety in mind:

Kids always want to play with the box.

Kids always want to play with the box.

 

I guess one of my biggest fears–aside from a hideous nursery–is that I won’t be able to get the hang of parenting. But I guess its a learn-on-the-job type of thing, huh?

Are these eco-diapers?

Are these eco-diapers?

 

Eh, I guess all parents screw their kids up in some way….

 

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