Overheard Lately

I can’t help but be very aware and observant of my surroundings. Seriously, I’m like RDJ’s Sherlock mixed with Liam Neeson from Taken. Okay, maybe not that observant, but I do possess a particular set of skills…

 

These skills have come in handy lately because I’ve heard very comical snippets of conversations. Here are some of the gems:

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Teenage Girl #1: Can they make artificial strawberry? 

Teenage Girl #2: No! They can’t do that! 

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Teenage Girl #1: {Standing under a sign a Target that reads: Easter, Sunday March 31st} Is Easter in March? 

Teenage Girl #2: No, dummy. Saint Patrick’s Day is in March. 

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Guy: I don’t know. It has something to do with basketball and erotica. 

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Girl {on cell phone}: I’m not sure if raccoon bites are poisonous. Call dad.

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 Guy #1: So if it makes you have diarrhea, why did you eat it? 

Guy #2: Because its SO good, dude!

 

 

 

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