I’m really not a fan of pranks.

Wait, let me rephrase. I’m not a fan of being pranked.

I enjoy watching other people get pranked, but I do not like being on the receiving end.

That’s part of the reason I don’t like April Fool’s Day. I think April Fool’s gives jerks an excuse to be jerks.

I will say, however, that I do enjoy watching pranks on TV. And my favorite prankster? No, not Ashton Kutcher. One, Mr. Jim Halpert.

So, to get you in the mood for tomorrow’s tom-foolery, here’s some inspiration for you merry pranksters (disclaimer: do NOT, I repeat do NOT use this “inspiration” to fool me. If you do, I swear on my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.)