The Internet almost exploded Saturday when Kate Middleton (aka, Her Royal Hotness) gave birth to an adorable baby girl (we now know the little lady’s name: Charlotte Elizabeth Diana).
A lot of people were aghast that Kate looked so fab, however I was not. Why? Let’s look at the facts:
Others were not so much surprised at how “on point” the new mom of two looked, but more so that they decided to go home less than 12 hours after the new princess made her arrival. If Kate would’ve stayed longer, people would have thrown hissy fits about the cost of manpower to set up security around the Lindo Wing or the extra traffic near a still-operational hospital. Others think Kate is some sort of supernatural and is incapable of looking less than regal.
I think deep down, Kate is just like any other woman who’s just given birth. I like to think that the moment Kate got in the car, she kicked off her heels, slid a donut pillow under her, and said, “Hurry, Wills. I need to hit the loo and my bladder control is awful.” Then, as soon as they walked through the door of Kensington Palace, she tossed her bra onto the nearest Victorian-era chair, waddled to the bathroom–knees together–and asked her hubby to set up her sitz bath.
Whether Kate wakes up with hair like Princess Anna or looking picture perfect, I am so excited for her, William, and big brother Prince George!