Before I had kids, I loved hearing the hilarious things that would come out of my niece and nephews’ mouths. It reminded me of that show from late 80’s/early 90’s, Kid’s Say the Darndest Things. Remember that show? Bill Cosby would have a bunch of kids on stage and he’d ask them random questions and they’d say stuff like:
So once Huff the Tot started forming words together, I couldn’t wait to hear what she’d say. Mostly because I know she’s inherited her mother’s mouth and I knew I was in for a lot of payback after what I put my parents through. And let me tell you, that child has not disappointed. Here are a few gems from Huff the Tot:
*Driving past hospital*
HtT: Mommy, that’s the hos’pial. Let’s go put baby brudder back in your tummy.
Yeah, doesn’t work like that, kid.
*Huff the Babe cries in the other room*
HtT (over her shoulder as she walks by): Mommy, baby brudder’s cwying. He’s hungwy for your boobie.
Maybe I shouldn’t have been so open about breastfeeding…
HtT: Mommy, I got a secwet.
Me: You’ve got a secret? Can you tell me?
HtT: Uh huh.
Me: Well, what is it?
HtT: *looks around, cups her mouth and whispers* Stars.
Oh those bright things in the sky? They’re a secret only Hermione knows about. And now me.
HtT: Mommy, where’s Daddy?
Me: He’s in the shower, sweetie.
HtT: Oh the shower? He a stinky. Stinky like a skunk.
Me: *goes to get HtT out of bed* Good morning, sweetie! I love you!
HtT: *scowls* Mommy, your hair is CWAZY.
What about you? What’s something that your kid has said that made you laugh? (Or made you try really hard NOT to laugh?) Share in the comments below!