Mommy Monday

Mommy Monday3

 

Before I had kids, I loved hearing the hilarious things that would come out of my niece and nephews’ mouths. It reminded me of that show from late 80’s/early 90’s, Kid’s Say the Darndest Things. Remember that show? Bill Cosby would have a bunch of kids on stage and he’d ask them random questions and they’d say stuff like:

Kids Say the Darndest THings

(Preach, sistah.)

So once Huff the Tot started forming words together, I couldn’t wait to hear what she’d say. Mostly because I know she’s inherited her mother’s mouth and I knew I was in for a lot of payback after what I put my parents through. And let me tell you, that child has not disappointed. Here are a few gems from Huff the Tot:

 

*Driving past hospital* 

HtT: Mommy, that’s the hos’pial. Let’s go put baby brudder back in your tummy.

 

Yeah, doesn’t work like that, kid. 

 

*Huff the Babe cries in the other room*

HtT (over her shoulder as she walks by): Mommy, baby brudder’s cwying. He’s hungwy for your boobie. 

What did you say

Maybe I shouldn’t have been so open about breastfeeding…

 

HtT: Mommy, I got a secwet. 

Me: You’ve got a secret? Can you tell me? 

HtT: Uh huh. 

Me: Well, what is it? 

HtT: *looks around, cups her mouth and whispers* Stars. 

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Oh those bright things in the sky? They’re a secret only Hermione knows about. And now me. 

 

HtT: Mommy, where’s Daddy? 

Me: He’s in the shower, sweetie. 

HtT: Oh the shower? He a stinky. Stinky like a skunk. 

trying not to laugh gi

 

Pretty much. 

 

Me: *goes to get HtT out of bed* Good morning, sweetie! I love you!

HtT: *scowls* Mommy, your hair is CWAZY. 

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Gee, thanks. 

 

What about you? What’s something that your kid has said that made you laugh? (Or made you try really hard NOT to laugh?) Share in the comments below!

 

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