As Huff the Tot grows, there are so many awesome milestones: watching her use a fork properly, being able to use the potty, and create worlds with her imagination as she plays. I can’t help but smile when I see her beam with pride and say, “I did it, Momma!”
Those adorable moments are usually followed by her doing something completely crazy, me sighing exasperatedly, and administering a face-palm.
After she does said crazy thing, I typically respond with sentences I never thought I’d say:
Stop licking your brother’s feet!
If you put your foot in that toilet one more time…!
We do not say “Bye, Felicia!” to Nana!
Glue is NOT for eating!
So when I saw this video from Buzzfeed Parents, I totally related:
What are some weird things you say? Share in the comments below!