Mommy Monday

Mommy Monday Halloween

 

Halloween is in two days, witches! Are you ready? Got your kids’ costumes all done? Ready to pilfer through their treats to find the stuff YOU want?

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Some people may think that taking candy from your kids’ Halloween bucket is wrong. I think its a great way to teach your kids about LIFE. The folks over at The Holderness Family Vlog feel me!

 

Hashtag Mommy Tax All Day.

 

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Mommy Monday

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Guys. Halloween is next week. NEXT. WEEK. Do you have your kid’s costume(s) yet? If you don’t–and you don’t want to pick through the piddly few that are left at Target or Walmart, I got you! I’ve looked all over the interwebs to find simple, quick DIY costumes you can make in a pinch!

 

Weatherman/woman

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This one is SUPER easy. Just dress your kiddo up in their Sunday best, tape some paper to them, spike their hair, and find a broken umbrella (we all have one). Bam!–instant weatherperson.

 

Clark Kent/Superman

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Again, this one is super easy! Most little boys have a super hero shirt of some sort; just put a button-up shirt over it and you’ve got yourself a pint-size superhero!

 

Painter

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Not only is this one clever, but its crazy-simple! A small piece of posterboard and a paint brush! That’s all you need!

 

Basket of Laundry

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I mean, might as well dress the kids up as laundry seeing as how we all pretty much live in a perpetual state of washing/drying/folding!

 

Birthday Present

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We all have spare bags laying around somewhere in our homes. Cut a hole in the bottom and this funny costume is DONE!

 

Do you have an idea for a super simple costume? Share in the comments below!

 

Fan Girl Friday!

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Praise tha Lort its Friday, y’all! Not only is it Friday, but its a crisp, cool Friday in FALL! Man, I am so excited that the weather is getting cooler and we’re gearing up for pumpkin spice everything and Halloween! What better way to get your ghouls in gear for the candy coma that is to come than with some geeky goodies!

 

Need a costume that cozy and cute? Grab one of these Mushu loungers from Think Geek!

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No dishonor on you when you hit the Halloween party in this!

 

Personally, I’m not a fan of the “spooky” Halloween stuff. I like dressing up, eating candy, and seeing all the cute kids in their costumes. But the scary movies? I’ll pass. But for you cinephiles out there that love to be scared silly, I’ve got just the game for you!

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This trial size Trivial Pursuit features questions pertaining to classic (and modern classic) horror films!

 

Want to keep your Halloween style low-key this year? Perpetual Kid has your back! Freak out your coworkers while still keeping in line with the dress code with this!

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I seriously want to get this just so I can see how many times I can scare my family!

 

The new season–and new Doctor–premiered this week! And her a-DORK-able costume is already on sale!

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You can grab the entire ensemble or pick and choose the pieces you want straight from Her Universe at Hot Topic!

 

 

Got a geeky goody you want featured on FGF? Hit me on Twitter at: @thehuffmanpost!

Mommy Monday

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Its October, y’all! I freaking LOVE fall. I love the cooler temps, the festive food, college football, and the fact that I can wear a hoodie without a bra and no one would know!

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But, along with fall comes something I detest.

Halloween.

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Okay, before you freak out, let me explain. I absolutely LOVE dressing up and the glorious candy-splosion that happens on October 31st. What I can’t stand are Halloween decorations.

But Jessica! That’s part of the fun. 

Not if you’re a parent its not.

Why? Because going to the store to pick up milk or toilet paper, or cereal isn’t an easy(ish) task anymore when its fall and you have kids. The geniuses at Walmart and Target and pretty much every other store think it is a smart move to put crap like this throughout their stores:

 

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And what happens when a child and toddler sees these hideous balloons that are not only terrifying but also make a loud noise due to the fan that keeps them inflated?

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Then, instead of going about our merry way and getting what we came for, I have to spend the next twenty minutes calming down two frantic kids who are acting like they are undergoing an exorcism.

Why don’t you just go a different route to get the things you need? 

I do.

But again, the folks who have set up these things so intelligently placed them IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING STORE.

So while most of the world sees Halloween decor and celebrates…

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…I brace myself for the oncoming storm.

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Happy Halloween!

 

 

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Happy Halloween! Or as I like to call it, Happy “The-Kids-Are-Going-To-Act-Even-Crazier-Day-And-There’s-Really-No-Way-To-Stop-It-So-Just-Eat-All-The-Reese’s-They-Get-While-Hugging-Your-Knees-In-The-Corner” Day!

Us parents (and teachers!) have a lot to deal with this week–because, let’s face it, these kids are going to talk non-stop about Halloween the rest of the week–so I thought we could all use a little funny to get us through the madness these sugar-rush junkies are going to put us through!

 

 

Stay safe tonight! And remember to divvy up your kids candy after the go to bed so you get your favorites!

Mommy Monday

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Hey, Moms! Guess what? Tomorrow is Halloween. Yes, you read that right. TOMORROW. As in “less-than-ten-hours-from-now-tomorrow”. Got your kid’s costume made yet?

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I’ll take that as a “no”. Don’t worry! I’ve got you covered! Here are some easy-peasy, “I-can-make-this-in-twenty-minutes-or-less-with-a-trip-to-Walmart-or-Dollar-Tree” costumes that are actually creative and will look like you spent months planning!

 

Paper Doll Costume

All you need to make this costume is poster board (literally $1 at Walmart) and a black Sharpie. That’s it!

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Bank Robber

Get your kid a striped shirt (honestly, any color shirt with black stripes will work), a black beanie (hi, Dollar Tree!) and a black mask (yep, DT again!). Don’t have a drawstring bag? Grab a white pillowcase and draw on it with a magic marker. BOOM. Done.

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Jake from State Farm

Every little boy probably has a red polo and khakis somewhere in his closet. Borrow a headset from someone (or run to the thrift store!) and you’ve got yourself a clever costume on the cheap. Click the link above and print off an “official” Jake nametag!

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Wind Up Doll

This may be the easiest costume. Just dress your little one up in the cutest outfit she has, grab some cardboard, cut out a “winder”, and you’ve got yourself an adorable little doll!

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Fork in the Road

Got a black t-shirt? Cut out some white paper and grab that plasticware from last week’s takeout!

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Deviled Egg

Walmart/Dollar Tree/Party City/Target has devil horns like crazy! Cut out a yolk and you’ve got yourself a “punny” costume for less than a bag of Halloween candy!

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DO you have any ideas for last-minute costumes? Share in the comments below!

Fan Girl Friday!

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Happy Stranger Things Season Two Day! I mean, Happy Friday! I’ve got all kinds of geeky goodies and gossip to share with you so let’s jump right in!

Being a SAHM has its perks: you can wear jammies all day, dinosaur nuggets are a legitimate meal for an adult, and you get to some awesome children’s television. I love Sesame Street–Muppets are my jam and even though Elmo can be a tad annoying at times, they teach some great life lessons. The also do some HILARIOUS parodies! Like this week when they took on The Walking Dead!

I love that the characters names were “Sheriff Graham”, “Macaroon”, and “Dough Roll”!

 

 

Growing up, I had some pretty rad costumes. I’ll never forget when I dressed up as a Hershey’s Kiss (shout out to my dad for making a kick-a costume!) and I totally won the costume contest! But even I have to admit that when it comes to Halloween costumes, 8-year-old Anthony Alfano from Illinois would totally win first place!

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Anthony has cerebral palsy and is wheelchair-bound but that doesn’t stop his parents from letting him totally rock Halloween! Just take a look at his costumes!

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Last week I showed you a beautiful new line of Disney princess-inspired wedding dresses, and the Disney couture is growing! There is a new Disney-inspired line that has hit the runways and will soon be available to folks like us! These are my favorites:

A Snow White/Evil Queen-inspired frock:

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And a gown even Elsa would envy:

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Click here to see more!

 

One of my favorite movies is The Wizard of Oz. Not only for its nostalgia and amazing story, but also for its AWESOME songs! So when I saw a high school dance team put on a WoO-inspired dance at their pep rally, I was so jazzed! Just watch!

 

Happy Fangirling!

Her’s Day Thursday

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Halloween is almost here! I’m not so much into the whole gory, scary, parts of Hallowen–I just lurves the cosplay part of it! I’ve always loved dressing up in costumes. Especially well thought out costumes or creative costumes. I mourn for girls nowadays because, as Mean Girls showed us, Halloween has changed A LOT.

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This is why I’m so excited that A Mighty Girl has a complete list of costumes that will empower and inspire young girls! I mean, just look at these awesome costumes!

 

Rockford Peach 

“There’s no crying in baseball!”

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Amelia Earhart

For your adventurous little girl!

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Astronaut

Because girls like space, too!

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Ghostbuster’s Movie Costume

Because she ain’t afraid of no ghost!

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Hermione Granger

For your brave Gryffindor!

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Supergirl 

“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s {insert your girl’s name here}!”

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What are some of your favorite Halloween costumes? Is your little one dressing up like any of these? Share in the comments below!

Mommy Monday

 

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It’s finally here, Mommas. The day when your children will lose their ever-lovin’ minds for a piece of candy. In my home we call that “everyday”, but the rest of the world calls it Halloween. Gird your loins. It’s probably going to get rough. If you haven’t already, get your plan together, just like the hilarious ladies over at The BreakWomb!

 

 

 

Have a safe and fun Halloween!

Fan Girl Friday!

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Happy Friday! And happy Halloween Eve! Or, as I like to call it, “Candy Coma Eve”. I’ve found some delightfully dorky delights to make your weekend great!

 

I know it’s a bit early to be talking about Christmas, but once Halloween is done it’s we’re going to be on a downhill slide people! Do you realize that Christmas is less than eight weeks away?!
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I’m super excited to show you this first fabulous nerdy find from Think Geek! While others will be sporting the Who’s from Whoville this Christmas you can represent the Who from Gallifrey with this awesome Tardis  lawn decor!
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With the holidays fast approaching I’m sure everyone is thinking about how they’re going to entertain people. I’m sure everyone’s also thinking they can make their holiday meals just as fabulous as everything they see on Pinterest. Well I’m going to step further and I’m gonna help you have the best Thanksgiving or Christmas or Hanukkah dinner in the galaxy!

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Add some more rebellion to dinner with this Millennium Falcon cutting board! You can serve cheeses, bread, or any other kind of nummy!
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It’ll impress your guests faster than you can say “Kessel Run”!

 

And since tomorrow is Halloween, let’s get into the spirit with this awesome Halloween light show by Tom BetGeorge from Tracy, California! (Sidebar it’s totally awesome because it’s all Disney villains!) Behold the greatness!