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Before I was a mom, I went out and did cool things. I went to concerts, I traveled (though, we’ve traveled since having kids but let me tell ya, that ain’t no vacation), and got involved in fun activities. Since becoming a mom (especially a mom of two) my definition of “fun” has changed significantly.

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So when I saw this video from the hilarious ladies at The Break Womb, I was cry-laughing because of how true it is! Just take a look!

 

 

Happy Halloween!

 

 

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Happy Halloween! Or as I like to call it, Happy “The-Kids-Are-Going-To-Act-Even-Crazier-Day-And-There’s-Really-No-Way-To-Stop-It-So-Just-Eat-All-The-Reese’s-They-Get-While-Hugging-Your-Knees-In-The-Corner” Day!

Us parents (and teachers!) have a lot to deal with this week–because, let’s face it, these kids are going to talk non-stop about Halloween the rest of the week–so I thought we could all use a little funny to get us through the madness these sugar-rush junkies are going to put us through!

 

 

Stay safe tonight! And remember to divvy up your kids candy after the go to bed so you get your favorites!

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Hey, Moms! Guess what? Tomorrow is Halloween. Yes, you read that right. TOMORROW. As in “less-than-ten-hours-from-now-tomorrow”. Got your kid’s costume made yet?

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I’ll take that as a “no”. Don’t worry! I’ve got you covered! Here are some easy-peasy, “I-can-make-this-in-twenty-minutes-or-less-with-a-trip-to-Walmart-or-Dollar-Tree” costumes that are actually creative and will look like you spent months planning!

 

Paper Doll Costume

All you need to make this costume is poster board (literally $1 at Walmart) and a black Sharpie. That’s it!

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Bank Robber

Get your kid a striped shirt (honestly, any color shirt with black stripes will work), a black beanie (hi, Dollar Tree!) and a black mask (yep, DT again!). Don’t have a drawstring bag? Grab a white pillowcase and draw on it with a magic marker. BOOM. Done.

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Jake from State Farm

Every little boy probably has a red polo and khakis somewhere in his closet. Borrow a headset from someone (or run to the thrift store!) and you’ve got yourself a clever costume on the cheap. Click the link above and print off an “official” Jake nametag!

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Wind Up Doll

This may be the easiest costume. Just dress your little one up in the cutest outfit she has, grab some cardboard, cut out a “winder”, and you’ve got yourself an adorable little doll!

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Fork in the Road

Got a black t-shirt? Cut out some white paper and grab that plasticware from last week’s takeout!

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Deviled Egg

Walmart/Dollar Tree/Party City/Target has devil horns like crazy! Cut out a yolk and you’ve got yourself a “punny” costume for less than a bag of Halloween candy!

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DO you have any ideas for last-minute costumes? Share in the comments below!

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While on Facebook the other day, I came across this hilarious video from Story of This Life, totally nailing it on what its like to be a parent with the help of Rhianna, Taylor Swift, and even The Rock!

 

It made me think of my post a few years ago about my “pregnancy soundtrack” and got me thinking which songs I would add now that I’ve got two little ankle biters.

Crazy – Gnarls Barkley

Because, kids.

 

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? – Culture Club

This was ESPECIALLY relevant whilst breastfeeding… YOWZA.

 

[I Don’t Even Know My] Last Name – Carrie Underwood

There are days I am so sleep-deprived that I think, “Wait a second–what’s your name? What’s his name? WHAT’S MY NAME?!” I seriously signed my MAIDEN name on something not too long ago. I’ve been married over six years. Yeah.

 

A Beautiful Mess – Jason Mraz

This stage of life is hard. Its full of sleepless nights, nose wipin’, cutting crusts off sandwiches, and changing diapers. But you know what? Its still awesome.

 

 

 

What would you put on your parenting soundtrack? Share in the comments below!

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The past week one or both of my children have been sick. This means I’m getting less sleep than normal (which isn’t much) and any of my awake time is spent worrying about their health, remembering the last time they took medicine, and how often they’ve gone to the bathroom. Because, as any mom knows, when you inevitably go to the doctor, they will ask you how many wet diapers/trips to the potty your child has had and you will be expected to pull these answers magically from your butt.

Needless to say, its been rough around the Huffman Homestead.

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So prayers for healing, my sanity/sleep to return, and any tips on how to help a kiddo get over croup are absolutely, 100% welcomed.

 

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I love fall–or, as I like to call it, “No Leg Shavin’ Season”! I love the crisp weather, the festive food, and yes, even the cool crafts and activities to do with my Littles. Though, I won’t lie, sometimes the cooler weather also makes me want to do nothing at all. Which is why I’ve found some great fall activities for the “Perfect Pinterest Mom” and the “Loves to Lounge Mom”.

PPMs are all about cutesy crafts and activities for their brood. Like these:

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From JugglingWithKids.com

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Courtesy of GluedToMyCraftsBlog.com

 

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Courtesy of The Resourceful Mama

 

And now for activities for the LtLM–the momma who just needs a break, even if its just five minutes of peace to go to the bathroom.

“Scarecrow”

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For some reason, every time Huff the Tot sees a bird she says, “Shoo! Get away bird! Shoo!” That’s how I came up with this game–all you have to do is send the kids outside to scare the birds! Then, close the door and binge-watch Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life.

 

Flu Season

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Lay on couch while kids bring you snacks and beverages. If they aren’t into it, offer stickers for the best “doctor”.

 

Rake the Leaves

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This works especially well for kids who like to dump out their Legos all over the floor and then refuse to clean them up, causing you to step on them (also see: worst pain ever). When the Legos make you want to hide wine in your coffee mug and retreat to the bathroom, tell the kids to grab a broom, shovel, whatever–and “rake the leaves”. Bonus points if you can get them to rake the actual leaves!

 

What about you? What’s your favorite fall activity? Share in the comments below!