Writer Wednesday

Writer Wednesday

 

Happy Hump Day, fellow writers!

Here is today’s prompt:

In a sentence, describe the smell of spring.

In a word, the sound of winter.

In a line of a limerick, the feel of fall.

In five words, the taste of summer.

 

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Freshly mowed grass, the perfume of freshly bloomed flowers, and the stench of Bradford Pear trees permeate the air.

 

winter

Silent.

 

fall

It’s neither hot nor chilly.

 

summer

Watermelon. Popsicle’s. Lemonade. Snow cones.

Writer Wednesday

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Happy Earth Day, y’all!

 

Here is today’s prompt:

After she started working full-time downtown, her personality totally changed.

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She no longer wore her hair down, but rather in a tight bun she created by destroying an old sock. Gone were the days of chugging Folgers from an old 7-11 reusable tumbler—she only drank chai tea flavored with agave now. Her Skechers® were swapped for Louboutins, her garage sale purse tossed in exchange for a Michael Kors, and she wouldn’t dream of walking into the office without perfecting her lips to Kylie Jenner status.

 

Writer Wednesday

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It’s the middle of the week and you know what that means: its Writer Wednesday!

Here’s today’s prompt:

Write the opening line of your solo show.
A genie grants you three tiny wishes. What are they?
What the person nearest you at this very second is really thinking about.

 

Opening line:

“Welcome to an hour and half of your life you will never get back.”

 

Tiny Wishes:

  1. I magically go back to my best fitness level ever after I give birth.
  2. Every time I go to buy something, I’ll reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount I need (and I won’t have to be taxed/claim it on my taxes).
  3. The house next door to my sister becomes available and we get to buy it and its move-in ready.

 

What The Person is Thinking:

“I am so done. I hate this. I don’t want to be doing this. OMG, its only been fifteen minutes?!”  ~ My Sister on The Elliptical

 

What about you? What would yours be?

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Here’s today’s prompt:

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*Most likely, my mom, sister, or Huff the Hubs posted the signs. Here’s what I think it would look like:

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*Please note: I am NOT really missing. Neither am I making light of people who are truly missing. This is simply a writing exercise. Please do not leave comments about how butt-hurt you are. They will be ignored/deleted.

Writer Wednesday

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Happy Hump Day, writers! Here’s today’s prompt:

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Fashion Magazine: 

Blogger and writer, Jessica Huffman, has the style knowledge that we at Sweatpants and T-Shirts find commendable and comfortable. She has perfected the “Unkempt Gym-Going Mom” look as well as pioneered the “How Long Has it Been Since I Showered?” fad.

 

Business Magazine: 

Jessica Huffman–writer and blogger extraordinaire–isn’t a businesswoman, per se. But she is in the business of making people laugh through her blog, The Huffman Post.

 

Obituary:

The world just got a lot less funny. And sarcastic.

 

 

(Technically I wrote two sentences. Oh well.)

 

What would your sentences say? Would they be funny? Serious? Tell me in the comments below!